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Andrew

Good effin friend. My wing man. My buddy. My bff. His super hero powers are to save kittens off the roof and to cock block his wing lady's dates . Andrew is a Ninja . Rumor has it he has a BMW. (Big Mexican weenie) His underoos are too small and he left the door open. Ajar even. Doesn't care for PoPo, and needs his palms shaved.

My wing man Andrew is a good guy Andrew will leave if the cops come around. Stage left.

by Mrsawesomepants June 25, 2015

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