Melbellprize

A petite or vertically challenged women prize awarded only under awesome wow circumstances, to a very select few.

Particularly fancy ceremonies are held only in washing baskets. This prized women is single-handedly the most amazing gift that just keeps giving (or receiving, only if you shave first).

General public lame boring person: “Wow, can anyone else hear that?

What’s that I see down there? Is that an adult lady child?

She’s so small, but she’s so shiny and sparkly!

Co-Pilot Kat: “ Why that’s no ordinary adult lady child, good sir, that’s a Miss MelbellPrize, she’s the little lady that is my outstanding award to myself for being the best at awesome-WOW, didn’t you know that im the undefeated champion?