Benward Costello

The true definition of a walking Jesus Christ. If you get to know him his past times are screaming at churches and getting in head on collision car accidents. You can usually catch him at your local Home Depot shitting on finders of 1928 Ford Mustangs. Loves to throw a round with the new york mets and then give the whole team a slap down after the long game, they then give him their long game. Usually running a meme page somewhere, that later gets shut down by Feminist Vegan Niggers

"Benward Costello is such an athiest that he fucks the priest and his little Labrador."