A tent made out of stolen underpants taken from a crushesâ dirty laundry basket, created for the purpose of engaging in creepy behaviors.
âNo, I donât think Iâm particularly creepy for watching baeâs live feed in my unders tent. The fact that Iâm munching on her shedded eyelashes might push me over into creepster, though.
That bad Chinese takeout we ate last night made me blow my guts out. My roommate could totally hear me over Call of Duty.
Bradley ate two dozen hot wings. He was blowing his guts out all afternoon.
When one's eyebrows look overgrown, unkept and disheveled.
Renee Zellweger totally had bedbrow in the last issue of People.
When something goes horribly wrong, or mechanically or electronically dies.
"I hate my Samsung. I only had it a week before it shit the bed. I'm getting an iPhone."
When seeing the blue screen of death on your laptop: "Fuck! My computer just shit the bed!"
The lawnmower sputters to a stop in the middle of the yard. "There she goes--damn lawnmower just shit the bed.
After a disastrous first date: "Billy cooked for that hot girl on their first date. Talk about shitting the bed.
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