sofie

A "Sofie" is a wonderful girl who is tall, has blue eyes, brown hair and she wears glasses. She is kind, loyal, popular, funny, beatiful and trustworthy. She is also a weird ass bitch and has a laugh that sounds like a pig dying, but that isn't a problem since she's so goddamn hot. The only downside of "Sofie" is that she is totally obsessed with Minions. Like, seriously. Obsessed. If you love Minions she will most likely fuck you. If you sleep with her you need to have foreplay where you're dressed as a Minion and you only job is to pleasure her. But in conclusion she's a nice girl and everyone loves her.

Person who loves Sofie: O. M. G. Is that Sofie???? Oh my god i fucking love that girl
Person who doesn't care: Meh, she's all right.
*no one ever heard from "Person who doesn't care" again*