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A man who doesnât drink coffee, but will bring his girlfriend coffee because she has cknvinced him that itâs foreplay. He will allow her to take photos of the delivery for her Instagram and to create a hashtag (#coffeemonkey) to display his prowess.
The coffee monkey brought me coffee this morning. I guess Iâll have sex with him...next week.
Self-appointed patrolmen and women who document and video the atrocities of fellow drivers who allow too much space between them and another vehicle at a stoplight.
Oh no! The Gap Police caught me 2 car lengths behind the car in front of me. I hope she doesnât shame me on Instagram!