Selfcest

When someone takes “go fuck yourself” a bit too literally.

I told James to go fuck himself, but then he actually had selfcest with his clone.

Glontch

The sound you make when you drink something that’s not milk

Noise: Italian man! I have a good ol’ bottle of milk for you!

Peppino: Nice-a! “GLONTCH”

THIS ISN’T MILK!