Fired in the Hole

I was late for work because my butt wouldn't stop. They wanted me to be honest as to why I was late AGAIN. I told them my butt was in command, diarrhea, cha, cha cha. So they fired me from the rat hole for having to obey my half an hour of fire in my hole.

I was "fired in the hole." My butt was in control this morning cause I had Mexican food last night. I was fired from my job for being late. I was fired from that rat hole for having fire in my hole.