minnesota

A state known for it's cold weather, hockey, sucky schools, and twin cities. I'm from California, and I moved to Suckville (aka Elk River, MN) two years ago.
It SUCKS!!!

ex. 1
Native radio lady: Isn't it amazing how warm eleven degrees can feel?
Me: Ha! what planet are you from?
Friend: yeah, in minnesota, eleven degrees is warm.

ex. 2
Science teacher is rambling about global warming.
Me: Yeah, I've got a question. If the world is warming up... why is it negative twenty-two outside?

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