Swacket

A swaggy jacket from Under Armour
Do you think you are swag? If you don’t have a swacket then you obviously aren’t very swag.

Boy: That girl looks so swaggy. What is she wearing?
Girl: A swacket of course. Obviously your not very swaggy.

Lindy

The sexiest, prettiest person you will ever meet. Lindy’s just like their name, are unique and perfect in every way. They can dance and do gymnastics and cheer and are incredibly creative. They can be intense and are occasionally moody but they are the most reliable people you’ll ever meet.

Guy: “hey guess who i’m dating?”
Other Guy: “Who?”
Guy: “Lindy.”
Other Guy: “Lucky!!”