University of life

A phrase commonly used by learned people in front of their learned friends to dismiss the opinion of someone who has been through actual university in an attempt to assert their dominance. With subtle threats of physical intimidation and belittling. This belies the fact that they are in actual fact a dumb fuck of little actual significance with no contribution to the advancement of the human race. Quite often used by bullying, narcissistic, manipulative fathers to reduce a their standing in the world to one step behind them.

‘You may have been to university, but I got my education at the university of life’ which explains why he wasn’t intelligent enough to predict that shagging his Shepherdess would mean divorce

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Babu

A fat lazy man of around 50 who does nothing but moan and takes no initiative but expects to be paid more every year, like a baboon who sits around and scratches his ass all day or scrolls through tik tok during work hours, shortened from babushka as in fat older lady or baboon a stupid ape

He’s a babu,