Urbanhog

A hick (or groundhog) that lives in the city. Can usually be found watching UFC, wearing off-brand affliction t-shirts and accusing other men of being gay. Female urbanhogs can be identified by their acrylic nails, and enjoy smoking in the car and making poutines in their home deep fryers.

"I saw an urbanhog in giant tiger, he had a Canadian accent as thick as his tribal arm tat."