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Bong Names

Chron Burgendy

Dankscalibur

Dank Sinatra

U.S.S Dankenstein

Benjiman Danklan

George W. Bush

Obi Bong Kenobi

Quibong Gin

Luke Highwalker

Erbminie Granger

DankleDorf

Dankcreatic Cancer

Bowldomore/ The Dank Lord

Billbong Baggins

Saurobong

Bong With The Wind

Bong in 60 Seconds

Casabongka

James Bong

Bong Kong

Jugange

What are some good bong names?

All of them.

by Mtaylor1057 May 15, 2009

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Frunk N' Donuts

To get very high, and go to dunk n' donuts, mostly never performed correctly, Frunk N' Donuts needs to be performed in the company of a hillarious jew.

yo me and malichai were gonna Frunk N' Donuts, you wanna come?

by Mtaylor1057 January 23, 2009

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The Forbidden Fruit of Knowledge

Pronunciation fer-bid-n, fawr-
froot nol-ij

Most abruptly put, Marijuana. But this is the most dankest shit known to man, the F-F-O-K has only been grown by one man. This gent of sorts rolled with his G's about 2,000 years ago. Jesus, is the only man known to have known the proper growing patterns of this Sick Nasty Cannabis Herb and the secret went with his passing.

-Dude.

-Yea, man?

-Remember when jarred said he smoked the ffok?

-what the fuck is that shit?

-oh it's fuckin the dankest mutha fuckin shit known to man!

-the what?

-fuckin The Forbidden Fruit of Knowledge, SALT-PEPPAH-KETCHUP BYYYITCH!

by Mtaylor1057 March 28, 2009

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Marijuana Philosopher

A person whom often high, disregards the teachings of the world, and philosophizes his own theories about creation, the universe, and other forms of science.

"Dude, this just came to me."

"Whaaat duude?"

"dude. What if the world, was like, an ipod library, and god was just shuffling the galaxies, and like earth was just the in song in the cosmos, and was the top listened to planet on the play list of the universe?"

"woh dude, woh, you Marijuana Philosopher you.

by Mtaylor1057 February 10, 2009

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