Reese’s Puffer

Someone who smokes bunny poop.

“Yooo! I went to Dave’s place the other day and he’s totally a reese’s puffer! Rabbit turds everywhere!”

Cyborg Cock™

A cybernetically enhanced penis

syn: Robocock

Girl 1: “I slept with Dave last night and he actually had a Cyborg Cock™!!”

Instagroomer

A pedophile, using Instagram as a means to talk with minors.

Girl 1: “I got messaged by an instagroomer last week.. He told me he’d buy me a nintendo switch if I sent him some feet pics..”
Girl 2: “Omg. That’s really creepy- OMG! You have Raymond on your island??”

twigger

(noun) - a skinny black person

example -

Person 1: «what’s good, twigger? lookin like a twig today!»
Person 2: «i haven’t eaten in 3 months»

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BtH

Brain-to-Head ratio

The ratio between your brain and head. Small brain/big head = low BtH
Big brain/small head = high BtH

Girl 1: “Lmao did you see Stephanie’s BtH?? It’s like.. so low!”
Girl 2: “I believe emotional intelligence is more important than the size of ones brain. Being kind is what truly matters.”

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