Dirty Ziggy

A girl comes home from working at peaches and cream and she got given these toys for free and she was told to test them out. She goes home to her brother and golden retriever and shows them the toys. Her brother snatched her up and try’s out each toy but then they notice that their dog is watching so they call it up into the bed and proceed to fuck each other in a threesome. The girl loves it so much that each afternoon she comes home and fucks her dog for hours. Until one day her boyfriend come in and sees the dog inside his girlfriend. He screams and faints onto the floor. The girl gets up to check that he isn’t dead meanwhile the dog just licks up the remainder off the wet soggy floor

“Hi, have you heard why Maia isn’t at school?”

“Yeah, she done a dirty Ziggy and now she spends all her day fucking the dog until it’s dead”

Dirty Georgina

When a girl be so desperate that she drives in a golf cart to her brothers house and asks him to give her his dingaling dong. She gives it to her all night and she can’t walk by the morning but then to her surprise their golden retriever was watching them having sex and he learnt all the positions. The next morning the girl walks out the room to see the dog jumping the pillow vigorously. “Would you like to have a try?” She asks the dog. Then they proceed to have sex in front of her brothers door. Her brother walks out and sees the puddles of water and her and the dog doing a sloppy 69. Then he decides to join them. They do 69 threesome for hours until their parents turn up at the house. The mum is so afraid at the sight of her daughter and son having sex with a dog that she faints and their dad runs out of the house screaming.

“I done a dirty Georgina with my brother last night. But now we have no parents, but atleast we can just fuck each other all day”

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