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Toyota Tundra

Greatest full size truck in the American market that combines stunning looks with brute power. Made in THE USA BY AMERICANS, 75% domestic parts making it one of the most American vehicles on the road. Powerful 5.7 V8 can tow nearly 12,000 pounds but can also tow the Endeavour space shuttle if it wants to, (which it did) and it's a Toyota, 20 years from now, it will still be running perfectly and will hold it's value while the Fords, Dodges and Chevies are rusted out on cinder blocks and are on sale for $5.

Bobbymuricajoebillyraycletus Jr. Sr.- Hey Tyrone, my lifted Chevy is stuck, can you help me out?

Tyrone- I be pullin dat shit e-z wid mah Toyota Tundra nigga, can also pull yo sistahs f-150 and yo cuz's ram, all at once.

Bobbymuricajoebillyraycletus Jr. Sr.- I think imma go out and buy one of these Jap trucks!

by MudaBastardAsshoGuy October 19, 2012

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