Blue salad

Blue salad n. is the result of dense and heavy deification turds into a porta potty without first layering the top of the water with toilet paper, in which the bluish water back splashes up and stains of this vile chilled liquid slather your taint and rosebud the color of blue shit water.

So the next person who go to toss your blue salad should mention this to you, bc most of you rocking a blue salad have no idea how their white panties, duh dunt tah-dahs or chonies

There’s no paper in the porta pots so try to avoid your blue salad by jumping up with the release of each skat

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