Monkey town

Well known name for East Cowes, a small town on the Isle of Wight inhabited by people with 6 fingers and extremely limited self respect

We're just entering monkey town, roll yer windows up!

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Escalator

A stupid person, a retard. If you're still not sold just put your tongue between your front teeth and say 'Escalator!'

Woah, I just missed my mouth with my beer, what an escalator!

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Bim

As for bifter. A joint, a fat one, a doob....

Yo, rack up a bim dude!

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Gnats knob

Smallest unit of measurement known to man

I was a gnats knob away from catching that fucker who nicked my horse box

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