backed up

An unusually large amount of semen stored in a man's body due to lack of ejaculation

I haven't jacked off in weeks. I'm backed up.

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homosapien

1. Another word for the ACTUAL definition of homosexual

Scientist: "We are all homo sapiens"
Ali G: "Yo. I ain't."

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mumblefuck

Nickname for president George W. Bush

Mumblefuck spent over 7 minutes sitting on his ass on 9/11/01 after being informed of an attack on America.

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swank

General term for a woman's vagina

Rebecca Lord has a nice swank

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