Graybar Land

The place you go while you’re staring at a computer that’s processing something very slowly (while you watch the gray bar creep across the screen).

“That CAD rendering put me in graybar land for like an hour.”

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dead tree edition

The paper version of a journal or newspaper article

Hey, you got the dead tree edition of this 'Quantum Tunnelling of a Boson through a Trapezoidal Potential Barrier' paper?
Fuck Off!

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Egosurfing

Surfing the net for data or pages about yourself.

After 3 hours of egosurfing I'm having a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome

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cob-web

A WWW site that never changes.

Hey man, Urbandictionary.com is sooo not a cobweb!

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Dorito syndrome

The feeling of emptiness and dissatisfaction triggered by addictive substances that lack nutritional content.

After 3 hours of egosurfing I have a bad case of the Dorito Syndrome

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desist

A desi who hates other desis for being a desi. A desi racist against other desi's.

Prasoon is such a fucking desist, listenig to heavy metal trash and dreaming of marrying an american hottie.

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betamaxed

When a technology is overtaken in the market by inferior but better marketed competition.

“Microsoft betamaxed Apple right out of the market”

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