Spanish is the only language that has a proper name for a turd so large that it must be broken up with a toilet brush before it can be flushed. It is a Serote. A Serote is also slang for Hispanics in general or their children.
Dios Mio! esta un grande Serote!
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A Skin Missile is a euphemism for an erection.
Watching Marie in her cheerleader uniform left me with a raging Skin Missile!
A person, usually a man, tickling an obese person, usually a woman, is performing the flab maggot.
Karen got quite angry when Bill gave her a Flab Maggot.
An unwanted erection, usually manifesting itself while in school or at church.
Every day during studyhall, whenever Melissa was nearby I suffered the worst Pants Pylon.
FUBWABA is an acronym for Fat Ugly Bitch With A Bad Attitude.
We often encounter FUBWABAs in social gathering places like bars and restaurants. They are often in managerial positions where they can do the most damage. The Average FUBWABA has a short fuse and waist size above 50. They have been known to travel in herds of up to nine, laying waste to buffets and snack bars.
I tried to return a sweater at the mall, but the FUBWABA at the return counter wouldn't accept my gift receipt.