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A disease in which one becomes extremely clumsy, and injures themself in ways not thought possible. Not very contagious, but those that obtain must deal with it for the rest of their lives
Doctor: I'm sorry, but you have LydiAIDS
Patient: What are the symptoms?
Doctor: you may find yourself falling down stairs, falling off a completely stable chair, Running to hard and breaking your foot, cutting yourself with safety scissors.
When two people have similar or the same scar on the same place on their body, it doesn't matter how they got them. Those two people are now connected and stuck with each other by the force of the Universe keeping them close to each other
Friend1:Yo have you noticed that we both have a scar on our cheek? Guess that makes us Scar Twins.
Friend2:Wow after 17 years of friendship we just now noticed that.
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When someone sends a picture that is vague enough that is only a spoiler if someone calls it one
âHey delete that photo! Itâs a spoiler!â
âWait it is? I could have sworn weâve this beforeâ
âNo itâs a spoiler for something later, trust me man this is the Spoiler paradoxâ
When something is good and you can't choose what word to use. It is used for agreement and excitement. When something is good and exciting, one might exclaim "Hell straight!"
Friend 1: Hey there serving free pizza at the mesuem, you in?
Friend 2: Are you kidding? Hell straight.i am!
Refers to a group of jobless idiots trying to find any work they can. Usually members include, a clumsy idiot, 2 drunks, someone who is always looking for a fight, a silent giant and finally one sane, perverted member. This can be referred to any group of friends or peers looking for a job or quest to do
"Look at that group if idiots, I hear they call themselves The empty coinsack, they'll never get a job"