green baby

really ugly baby

I taught my green baby to walk on its hands and juggle with it’s feet then sold it to the circus.

Those are two of the homeliest people I’ve ever seen. They would have some real green babies.

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stouffer baby

really good-looking baby

That kid is a real stouffer baby. He’s so cute you just want to poke a couple holes in him, microwave him for two minutes, and eat him with a side of garlic bread.

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