Douchehole

Combination Douchebag and asshole

Did you see what that Douchehole did? He took that girls drink and puked on her!

Anal occulitus

An unknown illness that translates to "When you can't see your ass going to work" Used to call in sick to your job when you have already exhausted every other excuse.

Sorry I can't come to work today, I have an extreme case of Anal Occulitus and the doctor says it's contagious.