Cellophane

invisible evil substance that surrounds ceartain areas and desperate travelers, stopping all cell phone signals

darn, I never get a signal here, its allways totally covered by cellophane

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pajangle

Condition of waking up with ones pajamas turned 180 degrees

I woke up last night in a complete pajangle

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wudju

a redneck cunjuction of "what are you"

Wudju talkin' about?

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wudju

a redneck cunjuction of either "what are you" or "what did you"

1. Wudju talkin about?

2. Wudju think about my new tractor?

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