Commander Peepers

when you try to get right with that REALLY pretty girl in class, but your penis pays you a visit. comes from the show “Wander Over Yonder”.

“I just wanna say, you’re really pretty.”
*you look down*
“Oh, goddamnit! Commander Peepers is at it again!”

fuhuhluhtoogan

easily the worst people in the world, and probably to ever roam this planet. they constantly repeat everything they say the next day, get lambasted for doing so, and always get called out for either A. smelling like complete and utter hipposhit or B. not taking a shower in 7 day’s time. also, they repeat things they hear other people saying, so why do these people exist, you may ask? to be honest, I have no fucking idea.

oh, and forgot to mention they always say “what the sigma” and ALWAYS talk about SML. for no goddamn reason.

“Oh, god, here comes that fuhuhluhtoogan Derek”
“Oh, hey guys- uhm what the sigma”

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