Mexican Spaghetti

Ramon noodles smothered in enchilada sauce.

Consuelo was surprised to find her wedding reception dinner was Mexican Spaghetti

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Mexican sushi

n: an absolutely brilliant (all be it Mexican) concauction of hotdogs cut artisticly, and boiled to resemble fish, squid, eels, and Dora pinatas. Most often served with beandip and hot sauce over tortillia wraps.

Alejandro knew that Larshonqua was WAY too classy for the typical rolled taco platter, so he opted to take her out for Mexican sushi in stead.

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etch a sketchin'

v: to have to repeatedly flush, in order to remove the drawing that your turd left on the bottom of your porcelan throne.

"Damn... after eatin all those pork ribs n potato salad, I was really etch a sketchin' to hide the poop painting from my shorty."

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Polish Flashlight

n: several easy strike matches taped around the end of a paper towel or toilet paper roll.

Sal had absolutely no idea how handy his Polish flashlight would be at his new security guard job

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Country Kitchen Buffet Style

When you do her from behind, wrapping her legs around your waist like a belt, while she clings to her walker like motorcycle handlebars.

While you were at the movies I was really given it your Grandma Country Kitchen Buffet Style.

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faggot ass nidan

n: a fat, greasy, Napolionic ass plug, who practices martial arts at the third grade level.

That faggot ass nidan Vince was really getting ass raped by those girl scouts at WalMart.

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Chilligraphy

v: the act of lovingly writing someones name in the snow.

Dave: "Hey Cheryl, come check out this chilligraphy... I wrote your name."

Cheryl: "Ewww... why is it brown?"

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