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A warm moist bun that was invented by the famous cook,
Fanny Cradock , in the 1950's.
Kid: Hey mum, and dad, They're ready...come into the
kitchen and have a taste of these
Fanny's Hot Cross Buns
mum: HMMMTheyre delicious darling
dad: They're so warm and moist... just like fannies
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Ejaculating. The seminal emmision secreted during sexual activity.
"Hey how'd you get on with Julie last night"?
"God she's gorgeous isn't she? I only started getting her knickers off and I.. I COULDN'T HELP IT.. I started creaming off all over her face I was that excited"
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BE QUIET ! and stay quiet
1st guy: "Hey dude, can you come out after dark tonight, I mean remember when your mom wouldn't let you go out after 9pm last week, ha ha ha ha !, how you ever gonna pull a girl like that"
2nd guy: "Dude, let me explain, but first lets sit down and have a nice big cup of shut the fuck up"!
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