Spoon

A terrible insult that has the potential to incapasitate ten men with its vulgarity and its shame

Shut up ya spoon
*shits themselves with pure shame*

Clapped

When someone is so incredibly retarded that the stupidity can only be described in way of a sound.

"I got a F in a foundation maths test yesterday"
"what are you clapped?"

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Goleen

A place in West Cork so cut off from civilisation that they had to resort to incest to carry on only because its Impossible to impregnate a donkey. Which would suit someone better because the people from goleen are uglier than such animal. The only area worse than goleen in the known universe is durrus

Ah here I have to go to goleen.

Why the fuck are you doing that?

Because Im doing work experience in the cafe post office.
Ah fuck don't get taken by the inbreds they got cian the other day.

Wish me luck.