Things having sex with things it shouldnt
Domatronage - did you hear about that bourbon biscuit he had anal with the custard cream and he stuck his chocolate finger on-site his party ring
Kianage- UNGABUNGAGE
A little black child you stole because you thought it was yours
Mattage - that's not your baby
Finley - hocusagepocusageNUNNEZ
When you lift up the rug and see a nasty little mess
Stevage - when did you last check under your Matt?
Joshage- *checks under matt* *gives the mattage clout*