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That retardone needs a gravestone made of paper mache.
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A person who received a Bachelor of Science in Vagriculture from Cornell University, writing a thesis on non-chemical alternatives to Vagisil, for whom the pressure of loan debt required a career progression into vaginal reconstruction.
Mary: "I just had twins, naturally, and while my pussy aches and requires secondary treatment by a vagiculturalist, I still want to be tight."
Allen: "You should consult my vagineer, Dr. Twatfixxer."
Mary: "Is her a vagitarian?"
Allen: "Vagan, in fact."
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A retard just did that. That happened.
That retardid spelldid his name for the first time then watched Teletubbies for 16 hours straight.
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The slogan on Trump's border wall signs.
Pedro: "I went to immigration, but the sign said, 'Mexicannot.'"
Pedro's brother, Guadlupo: "That's fair, turn around and live a life of poverty and spicy hookah."
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