Flogic

noun; feminine logic, which is equivalent to flawed logic

"I can't go to the party tonight, because I've got a dentist appointment tomorrow afternoon."

"You're using so much flogic right now ..."

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Ox in a Box

An awkward situation that one has been "boxed" into.

For the most severely awkward situations.

"... and when I got back to my room, they were having sex on my bed and refused to leave."
"That's supes ox in a box."

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