"keske" is finnish and is the only finnish word you need to know if you ever choose to go to Finland for whatever reason. It basically means "the surrounding sand dune" and offers endless possibilities to communicate with fellow finnish people.
"That's some really nice keske right there I mean just look at it mmhmm"
Patrik Laine is this guy who plays ice hockey and looks kinda like he plays ice hockey.
Look, Patrik Laine has beautiful blonde eyes and blue hair, I want to touch him!