Poop Gravy

The greasy, slippery shit spray you have after a hard night of partying or after accidental consumption of river water.

While camping, I squatted to relieve some bowel pressure from the mud valve and got some poop gravy in my flip flop!

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turtle fart

A dry, muffled fart that is so slow to offend the senses that the culprit of said turtle fart can maintain innocence under the most scrutinizing victims.

Had a company climate meeting today and I slipped such a gnarly turtle fart that the only person to smell it was the secretary cleaning up the room an hour after the meeting adjourned.

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