Resting Bitch Voice

Resting bitch voice: "the voice equivalent of resting bitch face, where a nice person's tone of voice comes off unintentionally as if they're angry. The tone of voice can come off this way even if the nice person is saying nice things, it is all about tone of voice. Just as a person with rbf can be perfectly content and kind, so can a person with rbv. Rbv is most often apparent when a person is speaking emphatically, but can be apparent regardless of what the person is saying.

Cathy why do you sound so angry?

Cathy: I'm not angry at all.

Cal: She's not angry, she just has resting Bitch voice.

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Festival Dick

A dick that has been unwashed since arriving at the music festival due to the expense or inconvenience of showering. Requires being at festival and unshowered at least 24 hours. Makes sexual activity, particularly oral sex less hygienic.

Eww, that Asian girl sucked your dirty festival dick?

nappy-headed hos

A combination of nappy-headed, which is an insult of the tight, curly hair of blacks and ho, a common insult to black females.

"They're (Rutger's university women's basketball team) a bunch of nappy-headed hos." Don Imus.

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bunged up

Constipated, unable to take a shit. A bunghole is your asshole.

I ate an extra-large meatlover's pizza and a pound of chicken wings yesterday, and today, I'm real bunged up.

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Liquidity Crisis

When you are broke, and have no money until next pay but don't want to say you are broke. Especially useful if you still have assets with some monetary value, but very much don't want to sell them.

Sorry dudes, can't go to Montreal this weekend, I am having a short-term liquidity crisis, and I've only got $1.17 left in my chequing account.

fuckered

1. In reference to yourself, very fucked, done for, finished, fucked yourself, or were fucked over badly. up shit creek fucked

I should have written that exam, I am so fuckered now.

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man crush

Respect, admiration and idolization of another man. Non-sexual. Celebrities, athletes and rock stars are often the object of the man crush.

You can not have a man crush on a friend of yours. That is simply a strong friendship.

Two possible conditions for determining if you have a man crush are:

1. Badly wanting to be that man.
2. If your man crush approached your significant other and began hitting on her, you would excuse yourself and let him have her, at least temporarily.

I have a man crush on Sidney Crosby. I would likely sell my soul to be him and if he wanted to nail my girlfriend, I'd compliment him on his awesomeness and excuse myself.

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