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Sexploded

When you fuck a bitch so hard she spontaneously combusts

I was fucking this bitch last night, and I was fucking so hard she sexploded

by Murklebobep March 3, 2015

3👍 1👎


Cock whistling

When you when you are trying to take a piss, but nothing comes out, so your cock starts to whistle

I was trying to take a piss, but when nothing came out, I started cock whistling

by Murklebobep February 27, 2015

8👍 2👎