ck cowboy

1. Listens to such blasphemous hypocracies such as pop-country "music" (if it can be called that...) and Toby Keith

2. Wears preppy clothes such as Billabong and Calvin Klein and a cowboy hat at the same time

3. Suffers from CMS (a.k.a. "cums")- Chronic Masturbation Syndrome. In the definition CK stands for Cock Knocker.

4. A member of Bush's lobotomized minions.

5. A wannabe

"That pathetic poon-hound is a CK cowboy."

fot

n. Perineum. The region between one's anus and one's genitals.

"If you lick her fot
she'll love you lots."

-Dad

shizzlebang

that extra something

like a girl has to have a little shizzlebang

scone

A type of cake. Should be pronounced "scone" to rhyme with "gone" not "scone" to rhyme with "cone" unless you are an upper-class nancy boy.

Time for some lovely tea and scones. Tip-top!

wodie

Where u at?

1 kid: yo wodie
2 kid im hittin this nice party come chilkl

cum dumpster

(adj.) a slutty woman.

Look at that cum dumpster over there

sketed

1. N- The state of being more drunk than anyone on the planet, surpassing even what were thought to be previously unattainable limits; state of drunkness that is beyond comprehension; the effect if which is causing someone to say "Man, can't get any drunker than that,"...and proving them wrong.

1. Damn, did you see Joe last night, he got sketed off of 3/4 a bottle of whiskey.