The Patriot

The first friend puts a red, white, and blue ASTRO pop up their ass and stands at attention while being fed an ice cream sandwich by the second friend who is singing the national anthem. A third, and luckiest friend, lays underneath the two of them trying to catch all of the red, white, and blue drippings.

Those fireworks make me full of pride and hungry. You guys want to perform The Patriot with me?