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A scabby cat you meet on the street which is friendly, but you need to sanitize your hands after petting it.
Holly: I met a cute fustnugget on Park Street earlier.
Jono: Sounds cool bro; let me see your hands
The list of men a woman believes find her attractive enough to masturbate to her.
Charlene: That Dwight got proper thing for you, gal.
Leona: Fo' sure bitch, he totally under my cumbrella.
Wetherspoons waiter who shares wisdom, humour and concerns. Looks out for you whilst you get drunk on a budget.
"Good effort, remember to keep hydrated"
"Mate, check Clifford out, he's being a proper Spoons Dad".
Young person, or a millenial believing they were still young, often with shaved hair around the ears, championing the causes of veganism, anti-racism, socialism or environmentalism. Their support for their cause is most often expressed as virtue-signalling on social media, with little actual support for their crusade.
Steve: So yeah I went on a date with Elijah last night
Tim: How'd it go?
Steve: He lost me when he ignored everything I said and got on his high horse about Woke Warrior shit
Tim: Yeah f**k that.
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