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Pronounced "con-yay-doe"; a mimicry of spanish. Similar in use to "dirka dirka", which is used to mimic mideast tongues.
Paul yells out "conjedo! conjedo! conjedo!" every time we pass a group of wetbacks hanging out in the Home Depot parking lot.
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Ebonics contraction of the phrase "See what I'm sayin."
Translation into American English: "Do you understand?"
Rashawndre: "Zeeumzayin?" (Do you understand?)
LaRonda: "I know that's right!" (Yes, I understand.)
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A mansogynist is a woman who deeply hates men. This is the female counterpart to the misogynist, a man who deeply hates women. Like the misogynist, a mansogynist harbors murderous rage, which when acted out results in criminal acts such as stalking, harassment, and violence.
Wow Dave, you should stay away from Carol; she's a mansogynist. She stalked her last four boyfriends!
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Droughtburst: A rainy weather pattern that works in complete opposite to the arrid dry conditions the weathermen predict.
Joe: "I'm going to strangle that stupid weatherman! Every day he tells us we're in a drought!"
Dave: "It's raining cats and dogs outside right now!"
Joe: "Must be another one of those droughtbursts!"
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A term used as camouflage by the timid and cowardly to hide their true political affiliation. Statistically, independents vote more reliably for parties they "lean towards" than actual party members. To call oneself an independent is to scream, "please don't hate me".
That guy calls himself a "democratic-leaning" independent, but he votes for Democrats every single time. Like we can't tell what he truly is; he's an idiot!
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A name given to many of the freelance lunatics who are wrecking the entire libertarian movement. This includes so-called "anarchists" and others who call themselves libertarians but who would really fit in better in the Democratic party or an insane asylum.
The term also describes Libertarian Party members who actually believe their group can win the presidency.
1. Keep an eye on your wife and your stuff around that losertarian.
2. Those losertarians haven't got a snowball's chance.
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A former employer who is furious at you for leaving before they could trump up a reason to fire you. Usually found in companies that believe they own their employees.
Bob: "I'm still getting threatening emails from my old boss."
Dave: "You should call the police; you have a Disgruntled Former Employer."
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