Paul

the absolute worst name ever.

usually describes a self-absorbed, creeper who has terrible breath. his only goal in life is to get in your pants but he will inevitably fail because of his lack of class, his rude demeanor and his average at best appearance.

known to awkwardly stroke your elbow and offer non-existent drinks to lure you away from your friends

fucking paul and his bad breath.

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