vacation ass

After returning from a nice vacation where you eat and drink to your heart’s delight, you spend the next few days with an itchy, swampy anus as you release farts of death while in the car going to and from work.

Hey what is Ofier doing at the pharmacy? Well, Ofier came back from Cancun, Mexico yesterday after participatng in the chalupa festival andncame down with a tricky case of vacation ass. He’s on his way to buy a box of butt wipes.

Swizzout

The act of using the tip of one’s index finger, wrapped in a butt wipe or a swatch of wet toilet paper to shove up and poke the anus as far up as will allow in order to clean and free one’s self from the itchy, leftover, leaky fecal matter that is impossible to wipe clean with a regular toilet paper wiping.

Ofier came back from the a week at the underground rave where they served unlimited beers and ghost pepper fries, he came down with a tricky case of Vacation Ass. After multiple bowel movements, the only way stop and clean his anal leakage was to do the ‘ol swizzout.