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jihadi bride

A stupid and gullible teenaged Muslim girl, about 13-18, usually of Pakistani/Bangla/Somali extraction, who get duped by some filthy terrorist bastard into sneaking into IS controlled Syria via Turkey, where they are repeatedly raped by multiple filthy terrorist bastards, have babies as no protection is used, and then all are killed by the next allied airstrike sent to wipe out the filthy terrorist bastards that duped them in the first place

Have you seen Aisha at school? No, she ran off to Syria to be a Jihadi bride

by Musical Man April 10, 2017

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Nazistan

Is the spiritual homeland of the Nazis. Also known as Germany. They like to launch their National Socialist tours of Europe from here, as well as attempts to federalize Europe, though the EU

I was trying to get some sleep in a hostel in Warsaw, but couldn't because of 10 blonde gay boys from Nazistan who were talking loudly half the night and repeatedly slamming doors. I think they were celebrating their grandparents 1939-45 holiday in Poland.

by Musical Man June 3, 2018

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Badger Job

To get a young girl hooked on hard drugs, and then use her the blackmail senior politicians into handing over govt. secrets.

The Professionals, Season 1 episode 2 of 23 "The Female Factor" Doyle: "Looks like a proper Badger Job..."

by Musical Man October 6, 2011


Pakistani kiss

A Mark left on the sheet when you sit down after you've been working hard, and the sweat has washed the s*** stains down your bottom.

darling, I told you use a wet wipe when you take your pants off at the end of a hard day, you've left a Pakistani kiss on my nice clean sheet!

by Musical Man January 8, 2021

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Yawngasm

Involuntary orgasm while yawning is a side effect of some people taking clomipramine.

My doctor put me on clomipramine, and I think he needs to change the dose, because yesterday evening I had a Yawngasm

by Musical Man January 2, 2019


Kingston-upon-Thames

A great town in SW London, not in Surrey as someone else wrote. in fact, it hasn't been in Surrey since 1965, when they created Greater London. Has Kingston University, many good shops, pubs, and several large nightclubs. And the river Thames, of course. This is particularly popular with drunken students of a weekend in summer, who either sit beside it at one of the many riverside pubs, drinking, or, fall in and drown, or catch Weil's disease from the water coming from the sewage works farther up the Hogsmill river, which convieniently joins it near the aforesaid riverside pubs.

Did you you get accepted into Oxford uni then? No, but even better, I'm going to Kingston-upon-Thames!

Say for your 21st, let's go to Oceana in Kingston!

by Musical Man December 30, 2011

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