Ultraviolet

When your blue in a red state
Red in a blue state
Seals that divide and conquer state
Surprise!!
What a shocker bro she ultraviolet now

Person: totally shocked her when she found out I took the red pill not the blue one
Turned her ultraviolet
Then i left because that's too complicated she loved me anyways
What a shockerbro

Them Strips

When you get stripes from a worn out zebra whos been doing to many 8 balls
Doesnt know a thing or two about soul connections

Person1: wow you fell in love with a baby boomer and now you gon die
Person2: i know i guess somehow i earned them strips

Pepper in the fridge

When a dillhole tries to kilk you with his secret sex hand sign
But he's actually just stupid
Put that pepper in the fridge and let it chill tf out

Boy: shocker bitch
Girl: time to put the pepper in the fridge