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Two men race to ejaculate into a woman's holes being either the vagina, asshole, or mouth. The last man to ejaculate in the interaction is generally obligated to give fellatio to the winner.
Hey, did you win the gentleman's duel last night?
Nah man, I lost, but thankfully Tom's dick didn't taste too bad!
When something is both very cute and extremely hardcore (like metal)
Hey man, have you heard of the band BABYMETAL? They are super Kroint, dude!
A picture comprised of a photoshoped image of a person that you know, put onto a cartoon version of a real person, event, etc.
Friend 1: "Did you see the Waylonigiael I made yesterday?"
Friend 2: "No, what is it?"
Friend 1: "I put John's face onto the picture of Mario planting the U.S flag on the moon"
When you go to a significant others house expecting to eat a nice meal, and somehow end up under the table eating their fathers' pubic hair like a goat.
Tim: Josh, how was the date with Jessica and her parents?
Josh: It went well until it ended with a Pennsylvania Puberation
When you stand in one place not doing anything for a certain amount of time while you wait for help to come.
Man: How are we supposed to leave this deserted island?
Woman : We will wait help for a few days
Man: got it
The act of a man waggling his penis in an up and down fashion using his pants/shorts so he can shake off the last bit of pee that might be inside or stuck to the tip. Commonly used after urination, but can also be a strange way of getting erect.
Blake: Yo Travis, do you not pimmy shimmy after you piss?
Travis: No man, that's just weird!