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Mussie

A real cool guy. Duped the Egyptians into thinking he was royalty, then ran away after killing one of them. Famous quote: "Let my people go!" Mussie''people were the enslaved Israelites. Together they crossed the Red Sea using the Force, but the Egyptians were dumbasses and could neither use the Force nor swim worth a damn. Mussie would be a saint if he had been in the New Testament, but instead he's Jewish. Not to be confused with Mussie Malone, basketball star.
Mussie means 'drawn from the reeds.' It is debated whether or not Moses Malone was drawn from the reeds, too.

Mussie

by Mussie Haileselassie Girmay November 22, 2021