Eskimo Pie

The process whereby you take a poo, freeze the log, and then use said log to bang a chick. Like a dildo.

"Hey Mustang, how did you make out with that chick last night?"

"Damn, Jacek, that stanky was sooo kinky she let me take here to the top of Lake Louise and give her an Eskimo Pie"

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