Washington Monument

The Worlds Largest Dildo

For Use by Your Mother.

My mother can only cum when using the good ol’ Washington Monument!

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Gruffalo

A fat hairy gigalo.

Look at that Gruffalo giving that dude head in the dark scary alley behind the Chinese food place!

Dingdongaling

A larger version of a dingaling, which is a larger version of a dong.

That man as a dingdongaling he must give bitches vaginal tears.

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Pearl Jam

Ticketmaster’s worst nightmare.

“Taylor Swift called Pearl Jam to deal with Ticketmaster.”

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Bro Pen

A Pen Where You Keep Your Bros

I have a bro in the bro pen if you wanna do bro things.

Ablest Slur Checklist

The big list of words people with mental disabilities (and those who fake them) can use as justification in hate speech lawsuits. It is impurities that you don’t use these word within ten meters of someone who claims to have any form of mental disability, or you will be sued faster than if you mocked the Church of Scientology.

The list is as follows:

R*tarded
St*pid
Id*ot
D*mb
D*mmy
H*sterical
Lo*ny
Ps*ch
Sp*stic
Ins*ne
Unst*ble
M*ndless
Lob*tomy

And the wort one…

We*rd

I, someone with OCD, a mental disability, have just been called stupid, a term on the ablest slur checklist, and therefore mocking my supposed lack of intelligence, a stereotype about people with mental disabilities like myself. So, I am going to sue the man and get him fired from his job, so that I can have a safe space.

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Flinstones Gummy

1.) Those little hard candies you eat once a day to grow up big and strong.

2.) Slang term for Ecstasy mixed with Ketamine.

1.) I must eat one Flinstones Gummy every day to grow up big and strong!

2.) I am chronically addicted to Flinstones Gummies.