November 24

National stab the hottest person you know day!

Guy 1: *stabs*
Guy 2: WHY TF DID U STAB ME
Guy 1: it's.. November 24
Guy 2: Oh...is that so? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_

October 28th

Give Axelia money day.
On this day you give the lovley @axeliaxx money)

Axelia: Money now!!!!
Lemonz: WHAT WHY!!
Axelia: It's October 28th dumbass
Lemonz: Oh *gives life savings*

Oklahoma destroyer

They destroyed Oklahoma

Elijah's friend: Hey have you heard that someone destroyed Oklahoma?
Elijah: that was me.
Elijah's friend: .....You Oklahoma destroyer.

axelia

If you see someone named Axelia. Pray, she's a god

Me: Sooo who are you?
Axelia: I'm Axelia
Me: *starts praying*

Ykdas

The person everybody wants to have sex with. and also the hottest baddie

Person 1: let's have sex
Ykdas: yes

Gacha heat

Gacha heat, is a disgusting thing that kids make with the childrens app Gacha life or gacha club. They make the character have sex and shit.

Person 1: Hey Person 2, what do you do in your free time.
Person 2: Oh! I make gacha heat!
Person 1: I don't want to be friends anymore.

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Vinn

A truly amazing person. Is a really trustworthy person and will always be there for you

Girl1: Hey ugh that Vinn person is a bitch.
Me: Shut the fuck up. Vinn is an amazing person, they are nice, really nice and they will always be there for me.
Girl2: Woah.
Girl1: Whatever.
Me: Shut up Girl1