the useful phenomenon that stops stiffs flopping off the table when sickass necro goths try to screw em.
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mispelling on the word 'pork' often performed by nob jobs whilst in the act of tromboning
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the act of homosexual intercourse performed without the aid of lubrication.
Don't pick up the soap without your back to the wall lads.
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short for spastic - derogatory term attributed to a person who has trouble controlling his or her limbs, a clumsy bugger
I don't want to go jogging thanks, I'd rather not look like a spazzy baboon
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Sexual position where the man holds the girls legs up to waist height, while she balences on her hand, then he proceeds to have sex with her whilst walking around the room.
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one who manipulates events to cause trouble for other people for their own amusement
she told me my missus was baggin off on me, but I reckon she's just a skanky shit stirrer, so I didnt bother doing anything about it.
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